CollegeHumor: Satan

Is This Satanist Actually Taylor Swift?

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:59:34 -0400

So I guess we know who the guy she's always singing about is (psst, it's Satan).

The Church of Satan Has Polite Rejection Letters

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 11:24:11 -0400

"Our very best wishes go to you for satisfaction in your endeavors. HAIL SATAN!"

Hand Satanizer

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 11:33:17 -0400

They make your hands idle.

Dog Possessed By Satan

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 12:17:47 -0400

Maybe it's just possessed by rabies, or not wanting to be near you.

In-N-Out Burger Cup Hails Satan

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 16:00:41 -0400

It depends. Does he like his fries "animal style"?

Lady Rebukes the Devil in CVS

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:28:19 -0400

The greatest trick the Devil ever played was putting candy by the checkout counter.

Demon Child Hearts Satan

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 23:52:23 -0400

Mommy, mommy look at what I did or burn in hell for all eternity.

Det Satan Club

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:59:00 -0400

They'll take you deep into the flaming bowels of friendship. From Mark Little.

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Mon, 14 Jun 2010 22:02:57 -0400

Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit!

A Conversation Between The Guy Who Towed My Car And His Boss, As Imagined By Me

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:04:56 -0500

[A tow-truck driver chains up a Cutlass Supreme belonging to an 87-year-old woman, who sobs as she explains that she was just inside Walgreens filling a prescription to treat her rhumatoid arthritis.]
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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:57:35 -0500

Just checked out the website. They seem to be like the Hell's Angels, except they're extreme Christians instead of badass bikers.

Dog Hates Satan

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:58:24 -0400

So, it's O.K. to teach a dog to attack on the word "Satan," but not on the word "Granddaughter?"

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Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:01:01 -0500

ALL HAIL SANTA.

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Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:28:36 -0400

He has the coolest neck ties.

Satan's Letter to Barry Bonds

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:55:26 -0400

It's a disgrace Bonds broke the record.

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Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:12:34 -0500

How you know your dog has been eating glowsticks.

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Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:24:08 -0500

Ain't it the truth?

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Fri, 18 Nov 2005 12:54:01 -0500

Only a stuffy Econ professor could possibly think Charles Bronson could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

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Fri, 12 Aug 2005 00:31:59 -0400

"Does anyone else see satan in my tiling?" I bet college students from the 60's would be really happy to see how technology has really enhanced the experience of consuming drugs and noticing things.

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Mon, 26 Jul 2004 00:00:00 -0400

Talk about a frickin' weird guitar...