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Terrifying Emu Eats Food Pellets
Drive! DRIIIVE!
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Intimidating Guy Wears Equally Intimidating T-Shirt
"Sir him if you don't know him" isn't nearly as catchy, but it will help you survive.
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Haunted Chocolate Milk
That certainly explains the stomach ache. Well, to be specific, chugging it after eating a jar of pasta sauce does.
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No Elevator Floor Optical Illusion
Illusions, Michael. Painting in a closed space is what hillbillies do to get high.
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Demonic Dolphin is Watching You
Aw, he wants to eat you.
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Dr. Phil is Watching You
I guess he's hoping you'll try and get him back.
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Brave Woman Hugs Demon Child
She needs an exorcism, or whatever it is that gets rid of a sugar high.
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Creepy Doll Face Ski Mask
This will haunt your dreams, which is all the more reason not to fall asleep on top of a mountain.
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Mom Gets Demon Child Tattoo
Can you get an exorcism on a tattoo?
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Creeper Mop
Don't bother sweeping, broom. He likes it dirty.
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Shark Photobomb
9 times out of 10 a shark photobomb is followed by a shark attack.
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Demon Dogs Hang Out in Kitchen
"Cheese!"
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Wild Dog Wants to Eat Your Face Off
Where's HER leash?
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Possessed Dog
You can't even say the words "walk" or "Satan" around him without him going bonkers.
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Scary Rabbit Mask Family Dinner
"No, we're not celebrating a late Easter. That'd be weird."


