CollegeHumor: Scary

Granny Almost Falls Out of Harness While Skydiving

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:14:45 -0400

Wow, that's definitely not how I expected this to go wrong.

Car Carrying Trunk Load of Children Almost Hit by Truck

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:25:33 -0400

It's totally fine, kids in Romania love having their lives endangered.

Horrifying Russian Amusement Park Ride

Fri, 04 May 2012 11:10:06 -0400

Don't worry, it's totally safe. Only three people have died on it so far.

Female Lion Tries to Eat a Human Baby

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:36:54 -0400

It's the cutest near-death experience ever.

Terrifying Emu Eats Food Pellets

Tue, 01 May 2012 15:58:19 -0400

Drive! DRIIIVE!

Ned Flanders Will Give You Nightmares

Tue, 01 May 2012 13:17:12 -0400

Stupid creepy Flanders.

Girl from The Ring Throws Out First Pitch of Japanese Baseball Game

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:30:17 -0400

Juuuuust a bit outside (of what most people would consider normal).

Ostrich vs Little Girl on a Pony

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:00:58 -0400

This ostrich needs to be stopped, or given a clown nose so when this sort of thing happens it isn't traumatizing.

WTF Pickle Surprise

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:34:01 -0400

Just like Nana's birthday party. Yes, the one that killed her.

Everything is Scary

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:56:05 -0400

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Zomboobies

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:57:11 -0400

It's exactly what you think it is and from exactly where you think it's from.

Man Comes Face To Face With Bear While Texting

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:32:46 -0400

The bear was just trying to check in on 4square.

Skeleton Dummy Prank

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 16:49:42 -0400

This is almost as scary as the prospect of being at a motorcycle convention.

This Ice Cream Truck Will Haunt Your Dreams

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:48:19 -0400

Jason Voorhees decided to make a profit this year and sell some ice cream. Also, you probably shouldn't eat his ice cream or go anywhere near this truck.

Lindsay Lohan Looks Awful

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:22:36 -0400

She's got a face for radio. And a voice that's probably not for radio.

Intimidating Guy Wears Equally Intimidating T-Shirt

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:38:13 -0400

"Sir him if you don't know him" isn't nearly as catchy, but it will help you survive.

Death Defying Mountain Bike Run

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:29:43 -0400

Who's going to be the one to tell him the Arby's at the bottom of the hill is closed?

Cyriak's Nightmare Cobweb Animation

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 00:46:15 -0500

That's okay, I never wanted to sleep again, anyway.

Cat Looks Terrified

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 18:35:55 -0500

You would too if you were one foot tall.

Haunted Chocolate Milk

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:52:49 -0500

That certainly explains the stomach ache. Well, to be specific, chugging it after eating a jar of pasta sauce does.