CollegeHumor: Schools

Schools Closed After "Fresh Prince" Theme Mistaken For Threat

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:32:58 -0500

We're all in favor of schools being overly cautious, but this story is pretty nostalgically amusing:

AMBRIDGE — Beaver County schools had their lives "flipped, turned upside down" Thursday morning when a phone greeting involving the theme song from the 1990s sitcom "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" was taken as a threat.

All schools in the county were advised to lock down for about 20 minutes while police searched for a 19-year-old Ambridge Area High School student whose greeting to callers was mistakenly taken as a threat about "shooting people outside of the school."

The actual line from the song is "And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school."

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High School Teacher with Gangnam Style

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 13:30:07 -0400

He gets a "HEY" for effort.

Russian Girl Kicks Teacher in the Balls

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 11:43:24 -0400

All in all it's just another kick in the balls.

Oregon Gangnam Style

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:21:09 -0400

That's what you get for offering a scholarship that rewards people for embarrassing your school.

Fijian Kids Singing Justin Bieber

Thu, 17 May 2012 11:37:04 -0400

That's an awful lot of giggling from people singing their national anthem.

College Basketball Coach Gets Pumped Up About Rebound

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:24:44 -0500

He hasn't been this excited since the previous rebound.

Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:59:24 -0400

What is this? A center for ants?!

If The Internet Took Over Schools

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 14:09:50 -0400

Children are our future. We can't stand idly by and tolerate the low standards of our current education system. It's about time kids learned about REAL subjects.

Like getting F!RSTs and dealing out epic pwnage.