You'd think this was obvious but just so we're clear - scooters are not clothes. picture You'd think this was obvious but just so we're clear - scooters are not clothes.
Where would they go if they installed slot machines on the scooters? picture Where would they go if they installed slot machines on the scooters?
Born to be Wild video Born to be Wild

Stunning.

Motorized Toilet video Motorized Toilet

No more pitstops = maximum efficency.

Trikke Commercial video Trikke Commercial

Like a siamese Razr scooter.

Extreme Tank Scooter video Extreme Tank Scooter

And you thought Razor Scooters couldn't get any more extreme.

Chubby Businessman on a Scooter picture Chubby Businessman on a Scooter

Don't go too fast, your golden parachute will deploy.

"Scooter Power!" video "Scooter Power!"

"Oh, man! You knocked the pleats out of my khaki shorts."

Fat Bradley Crashes his Scooter video Fat Bradley Crashes his Scooter

Where were you when Bradley's world was turned upside down?

I bet 10 of these things and a keg would be an amazing party. picture I bet 10 of these things and a keg would be an amazing party.