You'd think this was obvious but just so we're clear - scooters are not clothes. picture You'd think this was obvious but just so we're clear - scooters are not clothes.
Where would they go if they installed slot machines on the scooters? picture Where would they go if they installed slot machines on the scooters?
Born to be Wild video Born to be Wild

Stunning.

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No more pitstops = maximum efficency.

Trikke Commercial video Trikke Commercial

Like a siamese Razr scooter.

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And you thought Razor Scooters couldn't get any more extreme.

Chubby Businessman on a Scooter picture Chubby Businessman on a Scooter

Don't go too fast, your golden parachute will deploy.

Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse picture Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

"Scooter Power!" video "Scooter Power!"

"Oh, man! You knocked the pleats out of my khaki shorts."

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The first step is get a scooter.