The whisky is good, but it's also full of hair.
There's no arguing that he's cheap.
"130 bottles of vodka over 2 semesters in Scotland."
At O'Houlihan's, ladies drink free. Then, they are kept in the basement until needed.
I wuv trains. Weee!
"Coors Light has to be fortified with more alcohol in Scotland or they wouldn't drink it."
Smelliest street in Scotland.
"High Tech Security Systems in Scotland"
Drunk public shaming scottish style! (warning: male nudity)
"How can you have a scotish theme-party without this?"