Tough Guy Rides Scary Ride video Tough Guy Rides Scary Ride

I thought guys with soul patches were supposed to be cool and brave.

Boy Finds Portable Videogame Fruturating video Boy Finds Portable Videogame Fruturating

He said don't take a picture. Technically, he never mentioned video.

Seal Screams Like a Man video Seal Screams Like a Man

Aww, he's tired of living his life for our amusement.

Grindcore Baby video Grindcore Baby

He's just as good as any full-sized grindcore singer I've ever heard.

When this happens she says her boobs are "Hulking Out." picture When this happens she says her boobs are "Hulking Out."
Awesome screenshot of the new Jurassic Park remake featuring ponies instead of dinosaurs. picture Awesome screenshot of the new Jurassic Park remake featuring ponies instead of dinosaurs.
Women love a guy with a sense of humor. picture Women love a guy with a sense of humor.
"I swear I won't stop screaming until we leave Grandma's 80th Birthday party." picture "I swear I won't stop screaming until we leave Grandma's 80th Birthday party."
Squeamish Cameraman video Squeamish Cameraman

Calm down. Yes, it's deadly and contagious, but screaming isn't going to help now.

... and then call the Police? picture ... and then call the Police?
Alley-opps! Sorry about that. picture Alley-opps! Sorry about that.
Truck Barely Jumps Over Guy video Truck Barely Jumps Over Guy

This is what happens when all you have is a truck, a desert, and a bunch of insane people.

Constructive Academic Debate video Constructive Academic Debate

Taken from a brutal 10-minute screaming match between two professors. In the end, they agreed the teacher's lounge should have free vegetable cream cheese, after all.

Lady in Shotgun Screams video Lady in Shotgun Screams

It's not because the car's going fast, she just saw a spider.

Toddler Horrified, Delighted by Angry Birds video Toddler Horrified, Delighted by Angry Birds

My 60-year-old mom reacted the same way when I showed her Angry Birds. It wasn't nearly as cute.

What follows is the most terrifying Barnum and Bailey Show of all time. picture What follows is the most terrifying Barnum and Bailey Show of all time.
Guy Screams at Trucks and Trains video Guy Screams at Trucks and Trains

Don't trust anything with over two axles.

Glenn Beck Hissy Fit video Glenn Beck Hissy Fit

Someday he'll get together with Bill O'Reilly, and they'll both have a good scream over this.

Guy Loses Mind Over Ruined Bush video Guy Loses Mind Over Ruined Bush

Show some respect, he served in Vietnam with that bush.

Rollercoaster Pop Quiz video Rollercoaster Pop Quiz

He's quite reserved for a sports fan.