Reading is fu**ing intense.
When this happens she says her boobs are "Hulking Out."
What follows is the most terrifying Barnum and Bailey Show of all time.
... and then call the Police?
Alley-opps! Sorry about that.
Awesome screenshot of the new Jurassic Park remake featuring ponies instead of dinosaurs.
"I swear I won't stop screaming until we leave Grandma's 80th Birthday party."
Women love a guy with a sense of humor.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
"Somehow I blame society for this."
"What to do to the kid you're babysitting when you're not allowed to spank him."