"Screaming" Video

Let's just hope the terrorists never get their hands on a sling shot ride.

From Matteroni2

She refuses to mix business with pleasure.

Don't trust anything with over two axles.

My 60-year-old mom reacted the same way when I showed her Angry Birds. It wasn't nearly as cute.

From sacamacamojo

"I just spoke with the toilet's lawyer, he says it won't stop until you agree to 'lay off the bean burritos.'''

He has the voice of a fallen angel.

From PLMvideos

It's not that he doesn't want to be on camera, he's really serious about protecting The Colonel's secret flavor recipe of 11 herbs and spices that create his famous "finger lickin' good" chicken.

Show some respect, he served in Vietnam with that bush.

I thought guys with soul patches were supposed to be cool and brave.

Aww, he's tired of living his life for our amusement.

He's disgraced the noble act of forcing animals to run in circles for the purposes of gambling.

This makes murder and torture seem a lot more fun.

"Arghhhhhhhhhhhwwwesome rap song, bro!" (*awkward high-five*)

He comes from a world where goals don't exist.

This is what happens when all you have is a truck, a desert, and a bunch of insane people.

He's just as good as any full-sized grindcore singer I've ever heard.

Someday he'll get together with Bill O'Reilly, and they'll both have a good scream over this.

He's quite reserved for a sports fan.

Calm down. Yes, it's deadly and contagious, but screaming isn't going to help now.

If there's one thing crazy people hate, it's missing an appointment.