"Screaming" Video (Page 2)

"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."

Taken from a brutal 10-minute screaming match between two professors. In the end, they agreed the teacher's lounge should have free vegetable cream cheese, after all.

He said don't take a picture. Technically, he never mentioned video.

It's not because the car's going fast, she just saw a spider.

Driving + Screaming. Enough said.

This will be funny one day, as long as he doesn't grow up to kill somebody.

One of many reasons a pro-life rally isn't a great place to pick up women.

From Jefferson

"Members of a Japanese girl band watching the original version of The Ring. If we could harness what was going on in that room, we wouldn't need gas anymore."