Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Nothing screams college like a tube of Axe in the shower.
This isn't going to work for two reasons. One, it's stupid. Two, there's no food in there.
The really 'screams college' aspect of this picture is that someone took a picture.
If you're comfortable wallowing in your own urine, there's no need to ever get up again!
This meal has all five basic food groups - sodium, salt, oil, vinegar, and whatever they make Cheetos out of.
A lesser man would have said, "No, just a crude penis covered in warts is enough." Here is a genius who dared to ask, "What if it's also cumming?"
I can't drink my Mike's Hard unless they are chilled.
And you thought the Pizzaz was only good for pizza.
He's holding his keys, as if he's going somewhere.
Strippers aren't the only people that can have fun on stripper poles.
"He emailed this picture to his dad. For NO reason."
One kiddie pool for keeping the beer on ice, one for putting the beer in you.
From the "Why Didn't I Think Of That?" file - a bottle opener for your sandals.
Make-your-own air mattress.
"Cheap drinks and not cheap drinks, but I saved a few bucks on posters."
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