Not everything has to pop like your heart.
Freak out, you will.
What he's really doing in the garage at three in the morning.
I haven't trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.
Wait, I thought artists were extinct.
"Hey man, there's only one bear that can nickname itself 'Ice,' and that bear is me."
They said the ice penis was only a myth. They said a lot of things. They said a lot of lies.
Even hotter: these are real people covered in snow.
I mean, how did they not figure this would happen when they made this statue?