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Seal Can't Believe he's Being Released Back into the Wild
"Wait a second, why aren't the sharks in their own ta--"
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Bacon Roses
The best thing to happen to roses since Seal.
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Baby Seal Makes Adorable Noises
Aww, now do "Kiss From a Rose."
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Rude Penguin Ruins Seal's Nap
"Whaddya gonna do about it? Devour my entire family?"
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Seal Screams Like a Man
Aww, he's tired of living his life for our amusement.
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Seal Robbery
How else will he provide for Heidi Klum?
hotlink There's one seal that deserves a good clubbin'
hotlink As if he wasn't a big enough jerk, later he ate one of the penguins
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Screaming Seal
"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."


