Recent "Security" Stuff

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We'd really have something to worry about if that breast implants statistic wasn't an even number. picture We'd really have something to worry about if that breast implants statistic wasn't an even number.

| 9 comments | February 28, 2011
Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in. picture Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in.

From bromilow

| 33 comments | February 21, 2011
His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates. picture His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates.

| 14 comments | November 24, 2010
"Sir, we're going to have to ask you one last time. Please remove the box." picture "Sir, we're going to have to ask you one last time. Please remove the box."

| 22 comments | November 23, 2010
A small price to pay for being king for a day. picture A small price to pay for being king for a day.

| 218 comments | August 12, 2010
Computer goes through self acceptance picture Computer goes through self acceptance

| 0 comments | June 11, 2010
Playing Tag With Mall Security video Playing Tag With Mall Security

This marks the first time in history anyone disrespected mall security.

| 47 comments | April 05, 2010
Fan Interrupts Wrestler video Fan Interrupts Wrestler

Impossible. Wrestling fans are way too mature to act like this.

| 30 comments | April 01, 2010
Anti-Terrorism Honor System Originals Anti-Terrorism Honor System

Because homicidal maniacs wouldn't lie. Would they?

| 107 comments | February 15, 2010
Life Alert Parody video Life Alert Parody

Is it possible to get protection against your home security?

| 21 comments | April 09, 2009
Guards that Beat Fan are then Beaten by More Fans video Guards that Beat Fan are then Beaten by More Fans

It's all right, go on and beat the man in front of hundreds of witnesses. Everyone knows how fair and even-tempered soccer fans are.

| 95 comments | September 04, 2008
Other Home Security Tats article Other Home Security Tats

by Amir Blumenfeld on

| 63 comments | July 13, 2007
Don't worry dude, the catapult is in a balloon up my ass. They'll never find it. picture Don't worry dude, the catapult is in a balloon up my ass. They'll never find it.

From Paige

| 40 comments | January 22, 2007
You'll poke an eye out with that thing, if you're lucky. picture You'll poke an eye out with that thing, if you're lucky.

| 1 comment | May 23, 2006
Wal-Mart sells PowerWheels that are nicer than the cars they give their security. picture Wal-Mart sells PowerWheels that are nicer than the cars they give their security.

| 1 comment | December 11, 2005
"High Tech Security Systems in Scotland" picture "High Tech Security Systems in Scotland"

| 1 comment | July 11, 2004
I wonder if they make you go through security when you're a super hero picture I wonder if they make you go through security when you're a super hero

| 0 comments | July 01, 2003
"Our security system worked nice for about 5 hours before res services came by and took em all out." picture "Our security system worked nice for about 5 hours before res services came by and took em all out."

| 2 comments | October 14, 2002