Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
How it Feels to Try to Get Your Security Deposit Back
Being Early vs. Being Late to the Airport
Are You Okay? This is Ralph from the NSA
What Making a New Password is Actually Like
Flawless Security Only a Mastermind Could Infiltrate
Regret Everything: Your Facebook, No One Cares
We'd really have something to worry about if that breast implants statistic wasn't an even number.
Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in.
His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates.
"Sir, we're going to have to ask you one last time. Please remove the box."
A small price to pay for being king for a day.
Other Home Security Tats
Don't worry dude, the catapult is in a balloon up my ass. They'll never find it.
You'll poke an eye out with that thing, if you're lucky.
Wal-Mart sells PowerWheels that are nicer than the cars they give their security.
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