Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Flawless Security Only a Mastermind Could Infiltrate
We'd really have something to worry about if that breast implants statistic wasn't an even number.
Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in.
His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates.
"Sir, we're going to have to ask you one last time. Please remove the box."
A small price to pay for being king for a day.
Don't worry dude, the catapult is in a balloon up my ass. They'll never find it.
You'll poke an eye out with that thing, if you're lucky.
Wal-Mart sells PowerWheels that are nicer than the cars they give their security.
"High Tech Security Systems in Scotland"
I wonder if they make you go through security when you're a super hero
"Our security system worked nice for about 5 hours before res services came by and took em all out."
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.