Yeah this works great now, but what about when the criminals get segways?
Alright, now slowly lean forward.
"Luckily, I was able to outrun the cops by stepping up on the curb."
"You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways."
This raises an important question - can one drink and drive on a Segway?
This new Kojak remake is a little too modern.