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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:46:31 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:07:26 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:25:34 -0400</pubDate>
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