"Semen" Stuff

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picture Puma's new ad. WARNING: TOO CONTROVERSIAL!

picture The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.

picture And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.

Sorry I Got Your Daughter Pregnant Cake

picture Sorry I Got Your Daughter Pregnant Cake

Dad was pissed. He must not like chocolate.

"Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."

picture "Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."

The Worst Job in the World

video The Worst Job in the World

Elephant semen collectors found on Craigslist.

Exactly how much semen is $500 worth? A bucket full?

picture Exactly how much semen is $500 worth? A bucket full?

Mary Semen to all and to all a good night.

picture Mary Semen to all and to all a good night.

We're hog wild!

picture We're hog wild!

Team "too tired and drained" to play second half. Would much rather eat a cold cut combo and watch Always Sunny babe.

picture Team "too tired and drained" to play second half. Would much rather eat a cold cut combo and watch Always Sunny babe.

Why is this whiskey so thick?

picture Why is this whiskey so thick?

For me, the secret to happiness is not appearing in embarassing ad campaigns.

picture For me, the secret to happiness is not appearing in embarassing ad campaigns.

She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity.

picture She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity.

The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn.

picture The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn.

Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man

picture Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man

We'll take a look at your floppy and clean up your hard-drive.

picture We'll take a look at your floppy and clean up your hard-drive.

The Protestants have finally lost it.

picture The Protestants have finally lost it.

My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro!

picture My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro!

picture Sperm Jeans

Dude, I think you have a stain on your pants.

Semen Demon Tattoo

picture Semen Demon Tattoo

At least it's an original idea... I hope.

Gross LIcense Plate

picture Gross LIcense Plate

Who doesn't love jazz?

picture Shoe Sperm Logo

Their motto is "See Men Run"

Passive Aggressive Note

picture Passive Aggressive Note

The jokes IN you.

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