Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
That's weird, there's pictures of food and I don't want to eat it
Mary Semen to all and to all a good night.
Leave it to the Belgians to try and build a 1000 liter block of frozen sperm
It also depends how much butter the dude has eaten
Oh yeah, you and what army?
The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.
Exactly how much semen is $500 worth? A bucket full?
For me, the secret to happiness is not appearing in embarassing ad campaigns.
Why is this whiskey so thick?
"I'm a preschool teacher and I was reading a book to my kids when I came along this page.... I busted out laughing and then ripped the page out of the book."
That explains the knee pads.
Enough of these dirty politics!
You use it to hunt deer. Gay deer.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.