Sorry I Got Your Daughter Pregnant Cake picture Sorry I Got Your Daughter Pregnant Cake

Dad was pissed. He must not like chocolate.

| 15 comments | October 05, 2011
Gross LIcense Plate picture Gross LIcense Plate

Who doesn't love jazz?

| 5 comments | August 22, 2011
Shoe Sperm Logo picture Shoe Sperm Logo

Their motto is "See Men Run"

| 10 comments | June 23, 2011
Sperm Jeans picture Sperm Jeans

Dude, I think you have a stain on your pants.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 3 comments | May 24, 2011
Passive Aggressive Note picture Passive Aggressive Note

The jokes IN you.

From Mario Vasta

| 21 comments | May 21, 2011
She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity. picture She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity.

From marbear

| 41 comments | January 13, 2011
Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man picture Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man

| 8 comments | September 10, 2010
My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro! picture My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro!

| 13 comments | August 12, 2010
Team "too tired and drained" to play second half. Would much rather eat a cold cut combo and watch Always Sunny babe. picture Team "too tired and drained" to play second half. Would much rather eat a cold cut combo and watch Always Sunny babe.

From meholla

| 17 comments | July 05, 2010
The Protestants have finally lost it. picture The Protestants have finally lost it.

From Rogan

| 4 comments | July 02, 2010
No need to add salt. picture No need to add salt.

From sthsam

| 0 comments | March 19, 2010
We'll take a look at your floppy and clean up your hard-drive. picture We'll take a look at your floppy and clean up your hard-drive.

| 67 comments | November 12, 2009
The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn. picture The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn.

From William

| 41 comments | October 21, 2009
We're hog wild! picture We're hog wild!

| 24 comments | September 25, 2009
"Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age." picture "Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."

From The Silly Billy

| 253 comments | May 03, 2009
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids. picture And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.

From ean:Hydro's sidekick

| 132 comments | March 30, 2009
Mary Semen to all and to all a good night. picture Mary Semen to all and to all a good night.

From slm

| 122 comments | December 02, 2008
Oh yeah, you and what army? picture Oh yeah, you and what army?

From Brandon

| 39 comments | November 02, 2007
The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname. picture The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.

From Jay

| 77 comments | April 06, 2007
Exactly how much semen is $500 worth? A bucket full? picture Exactly how much semen is $500 worth? A bucket full?

From The Bill

| 14 comments | November 22, 2006