Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It was that or a Coldplay shirt.
The guy asked me to lean on the ladder thing, I said "Nah I think I'll do this." His response: "Whatever, you're payin' for it."
He's saving the other one to take to prom.
He won the "Most Likely to Not Get Laid" superlative.
On top of that, this picture was taken from a high-res camera mounted on twin turrets inside a military-grade chopper.
Because everyone loves a sexy fireman.
His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!"
He IS 1/32 Spanish.
This would make any mother proud.
And all those who defy me shall know my wrath.
AND he's touching up this very picture in Photoshop ON that computer INSIDE the OTHER computer!
"It's not a toy!"
The joke's on you guys. He now has a beautiful girlfriend named Qwerty, and I think she's foreign or something.
Karate Kid: Part 22
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.