Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It was a white suit until he washed it with his red t-shirt.
Someone has to stop him, he is becoming a being of pure energy!
So does he love drums or hate them?
Even crazier: This picture was taken five years ago.
Is that a TI-83 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
My two best friends are a computer and myself.
If anyone ever did invent a lightsaber, accidents would decimate the nerd population worldwide.
His mom: "Fine, you can have the lightsaber for your portrait but you still have to wear your nice shoes!"
It's like he just got lazy towards the middle of the picture.
When you can snatch this baby from my hand, you will be ready.
The path of the guy who wears Hawaiian shirts is a lonely one, yet I choose to walk it.
Sorry honey, you can never see Mommy's yearbook.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.