Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
His not-so-well-balanced diet of street trash and sewers ultimately led to his demise.
R.I.P. Ninja Turtles.
"Me and a couple friends went down there and only found a creepy old man in a trench coat surrounded by rats. What a jip!"
"Yeah, so you turn left, make your second right, then go straight down. You're there when you see the big filthy talking rat. You honestly can't miss it."rnrn
"Psss. Hey kid, my leg is stuck in gooey, delicious candy. Won't you come help a clown?"
"We had to use a backup camera cause the first one fell into the sewer."
I swear officer, that man was about to steal my purse but this GREEN guy came out of the dark, saved me, and just ran down the sewer!
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