Recent "Sex Toy" Stuff

22 total
Dildo in Claw Machine picture Dildo in Claw Machine

The only toy in there that's actually any fun.

From UnderpantsKnome

| 2 comments | April 25, 2012
"Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait." picture "Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait."

| 8 comments | September 01, 2010
How embarrassing, he didn't use proper punctuation! picture How embarrassing, he didn't use proper punctuation!

From Alex

| 16 comments | August 30, 2010
She posts 3 albums with her and Mr. Bendy at a romantic getaway in Costa Rica. picture She posts 3 albums with her and Mr. Bendy at a romantic getaway in Costa Rica.

From eclipsed

| 10 comments | August 05, 2010
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you. picture Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.

| 65 comments | August 05, 2010
Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected. picture Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected.

| 8 comments | August 04, 2010
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat. picture Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.

From trophyman582

| 26 comments | August 03, 2010
Sex Toy Ages 3+ picture Sex Toy Ages 3+

| Be the first to comment! | June 30, 2010
Jay-Z keeps buying all their inventory so no one else can have her. picture Jay-Z keeps buying all their inventory so no one else can have her.

| 36 comments | April 07, 2010
The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls. picture The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls.

From Jason

| 9 comments | February 17, 2010
Ages 2-6 and/or 22-36. picture Ages 2-6 and/or 22-36.

From Omid

| 24 comments | February 15, 2010
They're using the term "Gigantic Friend" very loosely. picture They're using the term "Gigantic Friend" very loosely.

From Omid

| 31 comments | February 08, 2010
She also found a clear clown's balloon under his mattress. picture She also found a clear clown's balloon under his mattress.

| 48 comments | December 03, 2009
Fleshlight picture Fleshlight

With his luck some giant will find him.

From Sam T

| 8 comments | November 06, 2009
12-inch hand messager. For your 12-inch hands. Right hotlink 12-inch hand messager. For your 12-inch hands. Right
6 comments | May 07, 2009
"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I'm looking for something that seems like a sex-toy, but completely isn't...." picture "I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I'm looking for something that seems like a sex-toy, but completely isn't...."

From Kate

| 151 comments | July 13, 2008
It is widely known that corn turns men on faster than any other Mesoamerican cereal grain. Right? picture It is widely known that corn turns men on faster than any other Mesoamerican cereal grain. Right?

From Lyndi

| 130 comments | June 13, 2008
Sgt. Fleshlight video Sgt. Fleshlight

"Learned on ship while in the Marines, here is something every man can appreciate."

From NJPme.COM

| 97 comments | November 20, 2007
The sad thing is there are some people this is really practical for. picture The sad thing is there are some people this is really practical for.

| 43 comments | September 19, 2007
Oh I was just letting my roommate borrow that. picture Oh I was just letting my roommate borrow that.

From Topher

| 80 comments | April 08, 2007