Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.
Jay-Z keeps buying all their inventory so no one else can have her.
The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls.
Ages 2-6 and/or 22-36.
They're using the term "Gigantic Friend" very loosely.
She also found a clear clown's balloon under his mattress.
12-inch hand messager. For your 12-inch hands. Right
"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I'm looking for something that seems like a sex-toy, but completely isn't...."
It is widely known that corn turns men on faster than any other Mesoamerican cereal grain. Right?
The sad thing is there are some people this is really practical for.
Oh I was just letting my roommate borrow that.
Do you think the guy who invented this got the idea in the shower?
"Just testin' out the love swing." I'd imagine if you had this in your dorm, it would scare females away.
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