There's really only one way to be sure if a date went well. Unfortunately, no one knows what it is.
This ain't your grandma's bingo.
Hottest mixtape on the streets right now.
Milk was a bad choice.
These yogis make us say "oh, geez."
Get your mind out of the gutters, they're just sex donuts. Gawsh.
Sometimes it just feels like we're two bodies connected as one.
For all that hot marital intercourse you kids are having.
"Listen, man, I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking"-intimate tag aficionado.
Good thing, it was time she gave up the ghost.
Don't tell Mrs. Claus. Or the police.
Orgy is definitely an acronym, right?
I don't know, I think I'd still be skeptical if by "it" he meant breathe.
Say I love you without having to say a thing.
Oh, you thought we meant _that_ g-spot. No, no, we still don't know about that one.