"Sex" Picture

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Sorry cloning, but sex is the sexiest and most alluring way to make new people. It doesn’t matter what your sexual preference is, or if you’re a boob guy or a butt girl, if you’re in possession of a brain and reproductive organs, you think about intercourse. You know, doing it, making love, bumping uglies.

Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant picture Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant

Let's not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.

| 1 comment | 5 days ago
Weird Donut Sex Tip picture Weird Donut Sex Tip

"You wait right here, I'm gonna go the donut." "The what?"

| Be the first to comment! | 6 days ago
Balloon Sex Scene picture Balloon Sex Scene

Birthday clowns just got creepier.

| Be the first to comment! | May 07, 2012
Bra Clasp Rubik's Cube picture Bra Clasp Rubik's Cube

It's just one more fun thing for nerds to miss out on.

| 3 comments | March 06, 2012
Semen Demon Tattoo picture Semen Demon Tattoo

At least it's an original idea... I hope.

| 7 comments | March 02, 2012
Pug Busted Trying to Bust It picture Pug Busted Trying to Bust It

Looks like they're going to have to neuter his Internet connection, too.

| 4 comments | February 24, 2012
Handicap Hump picture Handicap Hump

No, able-bodied people, you can't have sex there too--even if it's only for a minute.

| Be the first to comment! | February 23, 2012
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding picture Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

| 15 comments | February 22, 2012
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly picture College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.

| 2 comments | February 21, 2012
Condoms and Snacks Vending Machine picture Condoms and Snacks Vending Machine

If you're going to have sex, we'd prefer you do it in this public building.

| Be the first to comment! | February 16, 2012
Intercourse Village Hotel picture Intercourse Village Hotel

It may not be the Sex Town Hilton, but I'll take it.

| 3 comments | January 23, 2012
Money For STD Testing Sent Through PayPal picture Money For STD Testing Sent Through PayPal

Oh btw, about last night...

| 3 comments | January 09, 2012
Erotic Outlets picture Erotic Outlets

There was a spark between them.

| 6 comments | December 29, 2011
Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube picture Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube

This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.

| 2 comments | December 20, 2011
Lost: I Seem To Have Misplaced My Virginity picture Lost: I Seem To Have Misplaced My Virginity

She should try checking the backseat of that station wagon.

| 2 comments | December 19, 2011
Music And Sex Presentation picture Music And Sex Presentation

They were playing softcore porn music in the background the entire presentation.

| 1 comment | November 10, 2011
Little Kid's Pussy Wagon picture Little Kid's Pussy Wagon

Relax, it's just called that because he murders the neighborhood cats with it.

| 5 comments | October 13, 2011
Facebook Parents picture Facebook Parents

He's not even at college, he's upstairs.

| 3 comments | July 19, 2011
Congrats on the Sex Cake picture Congrats on the Sex Cake

"We didn't think you had it in you, so we asked Dave for conformation."

| 8 comments | June 14, 2011