Sorry cloning, but sex is the sexiest and most alluring way to make new people. It doesn’t matter what your sexual preference is, or if you’re a boob guy or a butt girl, if you’re in possession of a brain and reproductive organs, you think about intercourse. You know, doing it, making love, bumping uglies.
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Intercourse Village Hotel
It may not be the Sex Town Hilton, but I'll take it.
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Money For STD Testing Sent Through PayPal
Oh btw, about last night...
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Erotic Outlets
There was a spark between them.
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Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube
This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.
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Lost: I Seem To Have Misplaced My Virginity
She should try checking the backseat of that station wagon.
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Music And Sex Presentation
They were playing softcore porn music in the background the entire presentation.
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Little Kid's Pussy Wagon
Relax, it's just called that because he murders the neighborhood cats with it.
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Facebook Parents
He's not even at college, he's upstairs.
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Congrats on the Sex Cake
"We didn't think you had it in you, so we asked Dave for conformation."
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This Guy Likes Nuns
It's okay, he's a priest.
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Vagina Size
The more you know.
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Love Thy Neighbors
Engagement is never a secure connection
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Rabid Animals
Worst STD ever
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Planned Parenthood Protest
I'm Pro Living Life to the Fullest. Pro Choice is chill too I guess.


