Sorry cloning, but sex is the sexiest and most alluring way to make new people. It doesn’t matter what your sexual preference is, or if you’re a boob guy or a butt girl, if you’re in possession of a brain and reproductive organs, you think about intercourse. You know, doing it, making love, bumping uglies.
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Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant
Let's not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.
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Weird Donut Sex Tip
"You wait right here, I'm gonna go the donut." "The what?"
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Balloon Sex Scene
Birthday clowns just got creepier.
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Bra Clasp Rubik's Cube
It's just one more fun thing for nerds to miss out on.
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Semen Demon Tattoo
At least it's an original idea... I hope.
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Pug Busted Trying to Bust It
Looks like they're going to have to neuter his Internet connection, too.
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Handicap Hump
No, able-bodied people, you can't have sex there too--even if it's only for a minute.
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Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
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College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.
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Condoms and Snacks Vending Machine
If you're going to have sex, we'd prefer you do it in this public building.
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Intercourse Village Hotel
It may not be the Sex Town Hilton, but I'll take it.
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Money For STD Testing Sent Through PayPal
Oh btw, about last night...
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Erotic Outlets
There was a spark between them.
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Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube
This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.
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Lost: I Seem To Have Misplaced My Virginity
She should try checking the backseat of that station wagon.
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Music And Sex Presentation
They were playing softcore porn music in the background the entire presentation.
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Little Kid's Pussy Wagon
Relax, it's just called that because he murders the neighborhood cats with it.
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Facebook Parents
He's not even at college, he's upstairs.
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Congrats on the Sex Cake
"We didn't think you had it in you, so we asked Dave for conformation."


