Sorry cloning, but sex is the sexiest and most alluring way to make new people. It doesn’t matter what your sexual preference is, or if you’re a boob guy or a butt girl, if you’re in possession of a brain and reproductive organs, you think about intercourse. You know, doing it, making love, bumping uglies.
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Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant
Let's not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.
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High School Porn Prom
With sexy results.
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Weird Donut Sex Tip
"You wait right here, I'm gonna go the donut." "The what?"
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Use Condoms
And make sweet, sweet baby-less music.
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Bro Talk
The bro-ad less traveled.
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Granny G Raps About Family Values
Is it weird that this song actually made me want to have sex more? Yes.
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10 Reasons to Have Sex Every Day
Wow, I can't wait until I get married.
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Washing Machine Orgasm
They have to do like five loads of underpants a day.
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Stripper Hot Dog Vendor Accused of Prostitution
Like the hot dogs she sells, I'd rather not think about what's inside.
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Hooker with a Heart of Gold
It's hard out here for someone that works for a pimp.
Originals
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
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Balloon Sex Scene
Birthday clowns just got creepier.
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Another Turtle Having Sex with a Shoe
Honestly, who throws a shoe a bone?
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Knocked Out by a 7 lb Dildo
"I mean, yeah, it's big--but I'm pretty sure it was the motion of the ocean that knocked him out."
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Movie About a Box of Pornography Haunting a Family
It's like Jaws, but instead of the ocean, you'll vow to never go in your dad's closet.
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Raccoon Sex Distracts Guy Trying to Watch Raccoon Porn
It's too bad he's only attracted to animated ones.
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Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape
Well, the one we know about.
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Orgasm Dubstep
Make wub, not war.
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