CollegeHumor: Sex

Condoms and Snacks Vending Machine

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:29:43 -0500

If you're going to have sex, we'd prefer you do it in this public building.

Guy Tells his Dad he has Sex with his Car

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:16:52 -0500

I don't know. If we legalize car marriage, what's next? People marrying foreign cars?

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine's Day

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:54:21 -0500

12 3 4

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12 Similarities Between Sex and Playing Sports

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:17:46 -0500

1. A lot better with more than one person.

2. Trying isn’t the only thing that matters.

3. You’re usually rusty if you haven’t done it in a while.

4. The “pre game” usually foreshadows how well you’re going to do.

5. Even after a lot of practice, you’re still not very good.

6. Balls.

7. Watching it i...

Accidental Innuendo on BBC Weather

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:58:34 -0500

They're so much more open and naive about sex in Europe.

Turtle can't get no Action

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:53:48 -0500

That Rolling Stones song, "Satisfaction," was actually written about this turtle. They were on a lot of drugs.

Money For STD Testing Sent Through PayPal

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:36:01 -0500

Oh btw, about last night...

Anti-Raw Dogging PSA

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:28:20 -0500

Surely there has to be a less offensive term than "PSA."

Guy Flips Quarters While Neighbors Have Sex, Then Tases Himself

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:47:07 -0500

Part of the Thin Wall Challenge, in which this guy tries to win contests against himself before his neighbors finish having sex, because he's not having sex and has nothing better to do I guess.

Why Sex Is Magic

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:22:22 -0500

Abraca-orgasm.

Erotic Outlets

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:28:02 -0500

There was a spark between them.

Masturbation World Champion

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:19:49 -0500

All of his winnings go to buying his mom new towels.

Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:32:16 -0500

This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.

Lost: I Seem To Have Misplaced My Virginity

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:22:31 -0500

She should try checking the backseat of that station wagon.

Sex Talk

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:29:30 -0500

Talk to your parents about sex, before it's too late.

Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 11:47:02 -0500

When it rains, it pours. Condoms.

.XXX Versions of Non-Porn Websites

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:04:20 -0500

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