Sorry cloning, but sex is the sexiest and most alluring way to make new people. It doesn’t matter what your sexual preference is, or if you’re a boob guy or a butt girl, if you’re in possession of a brain and reproductive organs, you think about intercourse. You know, doing it, making love, bumping uglies.
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Horse Trainer Announces Plans to Have Sex on Live TV
Love is so beautiful. Unless he means with the horse.
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Accidental Innuendo on BBC Weather
They're so much more open and naive about sex in Europe.
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Turtle can't get no Action
That Rolling Stones song, "Satisfaction," was actually written about this turtle. They were on a lot of drugs.
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Anti-Raw Dogging PSA
Surely there has to be a less offensive term than "PSA."
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Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
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Masturbation World Champion
All of his winnings go to buying his mom new towels.
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Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
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Jeopardy Threesome Guess
I know what she's doing after the show--being embarrassed.
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How To Talk Dirty
From our new series "VHS," a vintage look at seduction.
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Loud Sex Doesn't Wake Funny Sleeping Cat
You can tell he had a cool roommate in college.
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Sexual Innuendos In Cartoons Montage
There's nothing more awkward than watching cartoons with your parents.
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Nigella's Dirty Talk Cooking Show
I've never been so turned on by flan before, or at all.
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Sex Scandal Resignations Through History
They swear it won't happen again.
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"Let's Just Be Friends" Music Video
"Let's just be friends" is a nice way to tell someone that they're unattractive, but not so unattractive that you can't enjoy the frozen yogurt they bought for you.
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Showering With Girls
I wanna make love in this tub.
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Non-Sex Scenes from Pornos Music Video
Spoiler alert: They're going to have sex.
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Lonely Deer Can't Get Enough of Space Hopper
Don't worry about it, there's plenty of discarded toys in the sea.
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Freudian Slip
"Sorry, the correct answer is Bangkok."
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Groundbreaking Invention
This is going to revolutionize the future.
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Dog Ruins Baby Home Video
So that's where tarnished memories come from.


