Sorry cloning, but sex is the sexiest and most alluring way to make new people. It doesn’t matter what your sexual preference is, or if you’re a boob guy or a butt girl, if you’re in possession of a brain and reproductive organs, you think about intercourse. You know, doing it, making love, bumping uglies.
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10 Reasons to Have Sex Every Day
Wow, I can't wait until I get married.
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Washing Machine Orgasm
They have to do like five loads of underpants a day.
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Stripper Hot Dog Vendor Accused of Prostitution
Like the hot dogs she sells, I'd rather not think about what's inside.
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Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
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Another Turtle Having Sex with a Shoe
Honestly, who throws a shoe a bone?
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Knocked Out by a 7 lb Dildo
"I mean, yeah, it's big--but I'm pretty sure it was the motion of the ocean that knocked him out."
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Movie About a Box of Pornography Haunting a Family
It's like Jaws, but instead of the ocean, you'll vow to never go in your dad's closet.
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Raccoon Sex Distracts Guy Trying to Watch Raccoon Porn
It's too bad he's only attracted to animated ones.
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Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape
Well, the one we know about.
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Real N-Words Don't Care About No P-Word Rap
It's bloody awful.
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Every 7 Seconds: Museum
Hotness is in the eye of the beholder.
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Brian McKnight Sings About Boinking Babes
Someone sounds like they want to smooch.
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Every 7 Seconds: Mannequin
For once shopping isn't boring. Just really uncomfortable.
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Black Tie Affair
You can't spell "romance" without "elegance." Well, you can, but if I had things my way you wouldn't be able to.
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Terrifyingly Real Safe Sex for Seniors PSA
I hate to break it to you, but if your grandparents weren't gettin' it in on the reg', they never would have gotten your parents to move out and have you.
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Every 7 Seconds: The Job Interview
Streeter is on his way up.
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Listening to Neighbors Have Sex while Shooting a Marshmallow Gun
No, that's not a euphemism.
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FIFA 2012 Hump Goal Glitch
It's too bad there isn't a glitch that provides love and emotional support, or you'd never need a girlfriend.
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Every 7 Seconds: The Tailor
A tailor hems while Streeter hems and haws.
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Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
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