Car Wash Has Best Hand-Job In Town picture Car Wash Has Best Hand-Job In Town

Why get wax off by yourself when someone can do it for you?

| 0 comments | November 09, 2011
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His response text: "meet me in the treehouse. my parents are home."

| 5 comments | October 04, 2011
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"Oh my Science. Oh my Science. Don't stop."

| 26 comments | September 29, 2011
Horoscope Wants You To Explore Your Sexuality picture Horoscope Wants You To Explore Your Sexuality

You're a Libra. Be a little more liberal in bed!

| 8 comments | September 23, 2011
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Real estate is a filthy business.

| 5 comments | August 25, 2011
Romance Troll picture Romance Troll

Some people wait a lifetime to ruin moments like this.

| 9 comments | July 07, 2011
Want Some Chips? picture Want Some Chips?

"Just a second, I'm about to make Lisa sour cream!"

| 7 comments | June 30, 2011
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Please target advertisements into napkin

| 7 comments | June 05, 2011
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Well, maybe not sword. But definitely dagger.

| 20 comments | May 19, 2011
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So THAT'S where it is. Aisle 3.

| 15 comments | May 18, 2011
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Now you know kids. Never ask again.

| 10 comments | May 02, 2011
Love Thy Neighbors picture Love Thy Neighbors

Engagement is never a secure connection

| 3 comments | April 20, 2011
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Self admitting slut comes to terms with her low self-esteem.

| 9 comments | April 13, 2011
The Champ picture The Champ

I don't know about easier, but it's definitely safer.

| 5 comments | April 12, 2011
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Once he finds the hole, he'll definitely straighten up.

| 2 comments | April 11, 2011
Horny Tombstone picture Horny Tombstone

He died how he lived...

| 2 comments | April 11, 2011
Poon Room picture Poon Room

The pool is for squares only.

| 0 comments | April 05, 2011
Planned Parenthood Protest picture Planned Parenthood Protest

I'm Pro Living Life to the Fullest. Pro Choice is chill too I guess.

| 7 comments | March 25, 2011