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Car Wash Has Best Hand-Job In Town
Why get wax off by yourself when someone can do it for you?
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Help with Pregnancy Sign
His response text: "meet me in the treehouse. my parents are home."
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Biology Class Blow Job
"Oh my Science. Oh my Science. Don't stop."
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Horoscope Wants You To Explore Your Sexuality
You're a Libra. Be a little more liberal in bed!
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Sexually Misguided Ad
Real estate is a filthy business.
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Romance Troll
Some people wait a lifetime to ruin moments like this.
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Want Some Chips?
"Just a second, I'm about to make Lisa sour cream!"
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Wikipedia Ejaculation Ad
Please target advertisements into napkin
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Mighty CAPTCHA
Well, maybe not sword. But definitely dagger.
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Clitz Ball Toy
So THAT'S where it is. Aisle 3.
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Glory Hole Explanation
Now you know kids. Never ask again.
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Love Thy Neighbors
Engagement is never a secure connection
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Facebook Slut Picture
Self admitting slut comes to terms with her low self-esteem.
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The Champ
I don't know about easier, but it's definitely safer.
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Phallic Miniature Golf Sign
Once he finds the hole, he'll definitely straighten up.
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Horny Tombstone
He died how he lived...
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Poon Room
The pool is for squares only.
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Planned Parenthood Protest
I'm Pro Living Life to the Fullest. Pro Choice is chill too I guess.


