There are some things money can't buy.
Why get wax off by yourself when someone can do it for you?
His response text: "meet me in the treehouse. my parents are home."
"Oh my Science. Oh my Science. Don't stop."
You're a Libra. Be a little more liberal in bed!
Real estate is a filthy business.
Some people wait a lifetime to ruin moments like this.
"Just a second, I'm about to make Lisa sour cream!"
Please target advertisements into napkin
Well, maybe not sword. But definitely dagger.
So THAT'S where it is. Aisle 3.
Now you know kids. Never ask again.
Engagement is never a secure connection
Self admitting slut comes to terms with her low self-esteem.
I don't know about easier, but it's definitely safer.
Once he finds the hole, he'll definitely straighten up.
He died how he lived...
The pool is for squares only.
I'm Pro Living Life to the Fullest. Pro Choice is chill too I guess.
When the Milf cupboard is just too full.
"Oh my Alex, that's a thick finger you've got there."
Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head.
He also would've accepted the kitchen floor or the laundry room.
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.