He can only fall asleep to his mother reading the menu.
The only other way to get this much high-fructose corn syrup from a boob is to breastfeed from Rosie O'Donnell.
Well, don't leave us hanging. Did the guy know or not?
Who could say no to twins?
They're old fashioned. Why not give an old fashioned?
She took the term "sink it" a little too literally.
Definitely don't use Force. It'd be a really serious crime.
Not sure if this is the best profile picture for JDate.
There's a Red Bull ad in front of the Nestea one that's just a completely naked woman.
The brain freeze you get technically counts as being cryogenically frozen.
You're a Libra. Be a little more liberal in bed!
Eating in the dining hall has never been so suggestive.
Only the true owner can pry it from his hands.
What a bad place to build a junior high school.
Does that qualify as a knit slip?
It's a knockers' market.
"They have the sexiest rack of checkbooks in town."
"Nope, I'm definitely half a size bigger than you." - Perv
Ick, a girl on a motorcycle?! Guess they're not cool anymore.
Let the chase begin.
Don't Force it, Vader. That's a crime here on Earth.
She's loaded. The gun's not.
At least she won't complain about wearing high heels.
Quick, someone throw a banana peel at her so she spins around.