Picture "My cousin fell asleep on my couch with her shoes on. She's 5. my aunt didn't find the humor."
Picture If someone passes out outside and there's still daylight, it doesn't matter if they are still wearing shoes. Everything is fair game.
Picture He passed out covered in flour and brown sugar. We just added the protein powder and regular sugar.
Picture "This guy got wasted, came back to the apartment, got tea bagged and smiled during it, and burned noodles and grilled cheese. He passed out and left a hot girl in his bed - she wrote all of that on him."
Picture What kind of apartment has a Detroit Red Wings foam finger, a museum gift shop toy, caution tape, a guitar, a baby lamb doll, and too much alcohol?