When somebody fails, we all fail as humans. The only way a failure is going to learn is by feeling guilty, and the best way to make someone feel guilty is with good old fashioned humiliation.

    Purple's a bitch to get out of your ear canal.
    You know, you shouldn't binge drink if you're pregnant.
    It's a birthday he's already forgot.
    Tuesday is just the fourth day of the weekend.
    "Jimmy did it, Tim got the blame."
    He's holding his keys, as if he's going somewhere.
    Here's hoping the guys she lives with have great aim.
    It's as if he's saying, "Look how much I drank tonight."

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