No, that's not a coat rack. There is a human being under all that fabric. This guy doesn't love the beach. He thinks the beach is a relaxing place to read if it's not too crowded. You can usually find him on top of a towel and underneath an umbrella, that is, if you don't mistake him for a pile of dirty laundry. He's basically a lump that gets in the way of your football game. You don't want him there. He doesn't even want himself there. No one has even seen The Overdresser's skin, but rumor has it that it's brighter than the sun.

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