"Sharpie" Stuff

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picture If only Jay could read palms.

picture They say da Vinci was the original shamer.

picture "Do NOT pass out" is actually just good advice, regardless of where you are.

He's not even passed out anymore. He's just crying at the thought of how much scrubbing he'll have to do.

picture He's not even passed out anymore. He's just crying at the thought of how much scrubbing he'll have to do.

You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.

picture You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.

"I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking."

picture "I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking."

He's been terminated.

picture He's been terminated.

We bow to you, King of Shame.

picture We bow to you, King of Shame.

The Beatnik Queen. Canada's revolutionary savior.

picture The Beatnik Queen. Canada's revolutionary savior.

this is what happens when you pass out after shrooming. MY at work ;)

picture this is what happens when you pass out after shrooming. MY at work ;)

If you thought sharpie was hard to get off of your entire face, try your teeth...

picture If you thought sharpie was hard to get off of your entire face, try your teeth...

Con Air: Pinball's T-Shirt

video Con Air: Pinball's T-Shirt

An excerpt from the 30-hour, unedited director's cut. It literally contains all of the footage that was shot for Con Air.

Ok, this is the last time. We will never again use blackface actors for our shaming pictures. From Radford University.

picture Ok, this is the last time. We will never again use blackface actors for our shaming pictures. From Radford University.

I like that they put the markers in his hand because maybe he'll wake up and think "WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF??"

picture I like that they put the markers in his hand because maybe he'll wake up and think "WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF??"

He lost points in the swimsuit competition, but I like his odds in the talent show. I hear he does jazz tap.

picture He lost points in the swimsuit competition, but I like his odds in the talent show. I hear he does jazz tap.

Some Idiot Shames a Baby

picture Some Idiot Shames a Baby

Even if the baby had shoes on, this is probably crossing a line, right?

"This is my fraternity brother after passing out in our chapter room. Look at his teeth."

picture "This is my fraternity brother after passing out in our chapter room. Look at his teeth."

Oh, man... "I love faucets"? That's ten times worse than "Insert dick here."

picture Oh, man... "I love faucets"? That's ten times worse than "Insert dick here."

"Window Chalk + Drunk Student = Fun For Everyone"

picture "Window Chalk + Drunk Student = Fun For Everyone"

picture Bamboozled.

"...and yes, that is mustard in his ear."

picture "...and yes, that is mustard in his ear."

Turn your white male roommate into a black woman when he passes out...

picture Turn your white male roommate into a black woman when he passes out...

"He blacked out."

picture "He blacked out."

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