Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"He threw my animal crackers in the water." He was asking for it.
"...and yes, that is mustard in his ear."
He lost points in the swimsuit competition, but I like his odds in the talent show. I hear he does jazz tap.
Puttin' on the ritz.
"Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape."
this is what happens when you pass out after shrooming. MY at work ;)
Dave must be very flattered.
"This is my fraternity brother after passing out in our chapter room. Look at his teeth."
"Window Chalk + Drunk Student = Fun For Everyone"
"The bow tie- next week everybody will be doing it"
The placement of the sharpie in his hand is key because it leaves the shamed individual waking up thinking "What did I do to myself?!"
This is some Solid Sharpie work...
I like that they put the markers in his hand because maybe he'll wake up and think "WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF??"
If you thought sharpie was hard to get off of your entire face, try your teeth...
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