Picture He's not even passed out anymore. He's just crying at the thought of how much scrubbing he'll have to do.
Picture You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.
Picture "I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking."
Picture He lost points in the swimsuit competition, but I like his odds in the talent show. I hear he does jazz tap.