Picture You think you've been really drunk, but have you ever been shave-a-penis-into-your-chest drunk?
Picture Finals are stressful for everybody. The key is finding something you enjoy doing that helps you relax.
Picture It's one thing to shave your chest hair into a bikini, but it's another to wear it out in public.
Picture "My buddy lost a bet with his girlfriend, she waxed his chest, and this is the resulting staph infection."
Picture "When your chest hair is the same as your school colors there is only one thing you can do."
Picture This shaming gets a 7 out of 10. Not a lot of creativity, but you get points for making sure it's not just something he can wash off the next morning.
Picture I have to shave it every three days to keep it looking authentic, but the results speak for themselves.
Picture Yes, I saw Jesii, not one but two jesuses... and if you are wondering YES that is a cross shaved into his chest hair and YES one of them may or may not have been on shrooms...