Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A real fan would have done steroids too.
"At my Fraternity, Sigma Chi at Kettering University, we turn our house into a haunted mansion for charity. I was a tour guide and I took my costume to a next level."
Yeah mom, nothing's new. Nah, you don't have to worry. Same old, same old over here.
A window into the mind of a nerd.
You're just taking a little off the top, right?
Uh oh, nobody told him - we stopped watching soccer over a month ago.
I said I wanted Batman!
You should grow it out.
It's going be hard to convince other people you're not hazing your pledges when...
Business on the left, party on the right. A sideways mullet?
I know you guys did this to shame me, but actually I kind of like it.
"This is what happens when you drink and make fantasy football bets."
You guys want to see what I did to my pubes now?
Nothing beats the backwards man costume. It really is the best.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.