Doing this isn't illegal, but maybe it should be.
Kiss my ass!
There's no way we can lose now!
White kid at Fordham ain't nothing ta fuck wit'.
Think of all the great things you could draw on that spot if he passed out. You could draw a man coming out of a trap door, or maybe write "this space for rent!"
High five!
Apparently the store was all out of "Arrest Me!" t-shirts.
"... p.s. he spent last night in jail."
He should fall asleep in the sun, then shave his head.
"You can't even tell with his hat on."
"Celebrating the exodus of snakes with Guinness."
One of the best shamings I have seen in a while.

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