Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A real man would have committed and gotten it on his forehead.
The royal shocker, from the Louvre in Paris.
"This is a painting in a trendy art gallery in Steamboat Springs, CO. I guess rich people like the shocker too, because this costs $1000."
Two in the Virginia, one in the Alaska.
Sign vandalism or amazing luck?
The only reason I stopped wearing mittens is so I could make this gesture.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
The Wichita State Shocker giving... well you'll see.
You're never too big for Mall Santa.
Two in the pumpkin, one in the rumpkin.
You really want to control the rate of return, put another finger into reducing assets.
The people responsible for approving license plates need to hire someone under the age of 30.
They're all single, ladies.
ANNOUNCEMENT - Fanny packs are cool again.
Page 5 of 26
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.