Picture These two time travelers accidentally told a civil war soldier about the shocker and altered history.
Picture "My girlfriend teaching my mom what the shocker is and how to do the hand sign... she's a keeper."
Picture "This is a painting in a trendy art gallery in Steamboat Springs, CO. I guess rich people like the shocker too, because this costs $1000."
Picture I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Picture On the one day it snowed in Memphis, we looked out my window and said, you know what would look really good down in the courtyard. A Snow Shocker.