"Shooting" Video

He was 90% sure the pool was a communist agent sent by the Russians to overthrow the American government.

He's a thug for life, or at least until his parents tell him to stop.

Guns don't kill fun, people who don't want to get shot do.

It could've been worse. He could have shot himself in the penis more than once.

"No Mom, that's not what an 'Arcade Fire' is."

Some cops are better shots than others. Some cops are worse at not-getting-shot than others.

In the future, all wars will be fought by golfers.

Anyone against guns hasn't watched a 10 minute video of bullets exploding in one million frames per second.

Guns don't kill people. Using the phone while driving kills people.

He's shooting a salad.

If you are part of a gang of tiny disc shaped robbers who attack from the sky, don't even THINK about mugging this guy!