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    "Shopping Cart" Stuff

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    picture I took this to the cash register, but then exchanged it when I noticed it was broken.
    picture Randy patiently waited three years acquiring the materials he needed to build his vessel. Now it was finally time to escape sausage island.
    picture "After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."
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    "The sex shops in Paris are so big, they have shopping carts." picture "The sex shops in Paris are so big, they have shopping carts."
    When he went over a patch of lawn she was sprayed with 50 pounds of freshly ground grass and leaves. picture When he went over a patch of lawn she was sprayed with 50 pounds of freshly ground grass and leaves.
    Here's something you didn't know - if you get hit in the ass with a shopping cart at 55 mph, you can laugh it off. However, if the shopping cart is going at 70 mph... video

    Here's something you didn't know - if you get hit in the ass with a shopping cart at 55 mph, you can laugh it off. However, if the shopping cart is going at 70 mph...

    Supermarket Sweep must be hurting for ratings. picture Supermarket Sweep must be hurting for ratings.
    These come in packs of 12 at CostCo. picture These come in packs of 12 at CostCo.
    Boys Push Girls in Shopping Cart video Boys Push Girls in Shopping Cart

    No returns on damaged goods.

    One question: can that noose support the weight of a family of 10? Hypothetically speaking of course. picture One question: can that noose support the weight of a family of 10? Hypothetically speaking of course.
    Now slow down. By "used" they meant some curious youngster just tried all of them on. That's it. picture Now slow down. By "used" they meant some curious youngster just tried all of them on. That's it.
    Walking Robot Shopping Cart video Walking Robot Shopping Cart

    Something got loose on the set of the new Herbie Hancock video.

    Shopping Cart Race Ends as Expected video Shopping Cart Race Ends as Expected

    There's a special on broken fibulas in aisle five.

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    Momentum carries boy over dumpster. Unbelievable.

    This guy Lavaliered and got shit piss and gallons of dip spit poored on him, he really loves his girlfriend. notice the guy peeing on the back of his head. (Warning: This is the grossest thing ever.) picture This guy Lavaliered and got shit piss and gallons of dip spit poored on him, he really loves his girlfriend. notice the guy peeing on the back of his head. (Warning: This is the grossest thing ever.)
    "Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches." picture "Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches."
    "Safeway Downhill Racer! Race suspension, dragbar steering, front and rear spoiler and even a seatbelt!" picture "Safeway Downhill Racer! Race suspension, dragbar steering, front and rear spoiler and even a seatbelt!"
    "It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm." picture "It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm."
    I am off to slay the dragon. picture I am off to slay the dragon.
    "We were going to get beer, and my friend's girlfriend told him not to forget to pick "it" up.  We died laughing when he put it in the cart." picture "We were going to get beer, and my friend's girlfriend told him not to forget to pick "it" up. We died laughing when he put it in the cart."
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