It's the middle of winter and you know what that means: time for everyone you know to start getting sick. Whether it's a cough, cold, fever or the flu, chances are that you're going to …
It's probably cancer.
I'm on the edge, of barfing.
The real loser here is every single person who tries replicating this.
Is that why I have Type II Diabetes? From eating that fat dude?
Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it?
Never thought I'd see those tags together.
Warning: Suburbs can slowly drive you insane.
If washing my hands was the only thing I had to do I would've started years ago.
Maybe hit the "Ignore" button every once in a while and not be a friend whore.