Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
sigma alpha epsilon
By "we're not quite sure what happened," they mean "we're not sure we want to know what happened."
You guys are 21, right?
You guys are into Rush too?
He should fall asleep in the sun, then shave his head.
"We win 'best vehicle' in the homecoming parade every year. I present you the Phi Alpha Mobile."
"No, THIS is frat dedication. That kid with his letters shaved in his head has nothing on us."
"Girl got drunk and wanted to pose nude for rush in my room"
"Ill do you one better, of the girls with the SAE banner."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.