Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Beg for mercy.
That's a strange show to put on before noon.
I need some more punctuation so I know what you're talking about. Is it "feel my meat, bitch" or "Feel my meat-bitch." This is why the best sign vandals always carry around a pocket full of commas.
All crime is fun, that's why it's illegal.
Yield to that feeling.
That will be the last time McDonalds looks to hire closers.
What do you mean Grey's Anatomy is for girls? Wow, you guys were right.
Hey, I didn't order sprinkles on this!
Your ass and your penis? That's just greedy, sign.
Ooooh a shake. Yeah, I think I will try that.
You'll get them all back when I've discovered the most vulgar way to rearrange them.
It's a drive-in, so they just rollerskate up to your car and press 'em against the window. It's a pretty good deal for $2.99.
Baby that's all we need.
God bless us, each and every FART.
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Don't ask me again.