Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.
It's comforting to know Vanilla Ice has found work.
Everyone's special, in there oan weigh.
I swear officer, my cruise was set at 34 13/16!
Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.
It's not a complete lie. They squeezed the water used to make the juice out of a dirty kitchen rag.
We should be worrying more about the adults "cleaning up" after playtime than the kids.
CUIDADO: EL MATRIXO
You know the economy is really in the tank when a man cannot afford his most basic needs.
Did you ever hear the old joke about why the two diabetics crossed the road?
And I will PUNish anyone who goes to another shoe repair store.
Unfortunately not a cell phone hotspot so good luck with that.
In that half year, while those Canadian kids are on the playground, American kids learn about freedom.
This is only funny if they're not talking about Dennys.
Beware: Wild Rick Astleys ahead.
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