Tag: Sign (Page 2)

Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room. Picture Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room.
"Check and... let's start over." Picture "Check and... let's start over."
Oh no, they forgot to leave their contact information--put up another sign. Picture Oh no, they forgot to leave their contact information--put up another sign.
Wait, nevermind. Some 9 year-old just puked up an entire can of SpaghettiOs. Picture Wait, nevermind. Some 9 year-old just puked up an entire can of SpaghettiOs.
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH PEOPLE Picture YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH PEOPLE
Ever since the Magic School Bus re-expanded inside Wanda - blowing her to bits - she's been out of a job. Picture Ever since the Magic School Bus re-expanded inside Wanda - blowing her to bits - she's been out of a job.
Unfortunately it's only activated by hand touch, as opposed to violently kicking it with your sandal. Picture Unfortunately it's only activated by hand touch, as opposed to violently kicking it with your sandal.
She said yes to 3 out of 4 of them. Picture She said yes to 3 out of 4 of them.
Sign fiiiiiiiight. Picture Sign fiiiiiiiight.
Cancer and a masturbation joke? How could you go wrong? Picture Cancer and a masturbation joke? How could you go wrong?
'Til then, stay strong. Picture 'Til then, stay strong.
His resume to get the job was much more improssive. Picture His resume to get the job was much more improssive.
Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in. Picture Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in.
Unfortunately she got off the exit after reading "Will you marry me?" Picture Unfortunately she got off the exit after reading "Will you marry me?"
It takes balls to break the rules. Picture It takes balls to break the rules.
The funny thing is he can't even be within 100 yards of any school. Picture The funny thing is he can't even be within 100 yards of any school.
I doubt this is what she had in mind for "cleaning up the streets" as a lawyer. Picture I doubt this is what she had in mind for "cleaning up the streets" as a lawyer.
Wet Floors: The leading cause of jazz hands in America. Picture Wet Floors: The leading cause of jazz hands in America.
"Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have went to that discount taco truck." Picture "Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have went to that discount taco truck."
In some states this is law. Picture In some states this is law.
Quick, hit 100MPH before it's illegal again. Picture Quick, hit 100MPH before it's illegal again.
Will she give your club a shine too? Picture Will she give your club a shine too?
No surprise where they put the thermometer. Picture No surprise where they put the thermometer.
The sign isn't for a free hat, it's to free Hat McCullough, the baby killer in prison. Picture The sign isn't for a free hat, it's to free Hat McCullough, the baby killer in prison.